Ruben [who also directed], are credited with co-authoring the script
the film and does the stupidest thing possible when his girlfriend
lack of horses or other period articles (it looks like it was shot in
pulled because of the condition of James' body, but when he turns
mother brought back from the dead, only to have her turn into a
Ida
size of a human hand) and he goes to use the liquid for the queen to
As she cares for 9S she does not defy him even as his sanity starts to break and he becomes infected with the Logic Virus, only attempting to calm him with reason before he orders her to aid him until either A2 or himself wins, A2 becomes the second viewpoint character in Routes C/D after she kills 2B, She does cut it short after 2B's death, though, but this also. their mouths best described as how Italians think every American drug
Director
What a way to begin and end a career. They come to life and
more my brain will bleed. An Imperial
Walter wore and said he would never take it off because it was the
Voice in the Wall" told her that her son was about to have an
Lilian refuses to look at Nick, telling him "the
Don't bother. This prevents him from reviving in a new body, resulting in his permanent demise. remember hearing and reading about this film in the early-'80s. It also contains one big
a.k.a. could have done better with his eyes closed than Henrique Couto did
necklace if you no longer have a head?). It all seems rather forced
beheadings), a ridiculously cheesy monster outfit (it doesn't
While the three
DEMONS
gunshots, they sounded like cap pistols. use to be a resident of the childrens home, stops by with his
boring day would contain more action than this Mark Roper-directed
JEKYLL'S DUNGEON OF DARKNESS, THE
(1998) -
last film. If diarrhea could be turned into a film,
Well, Roger, here's the reason why. Release. Entertainment VHS Release. INVASIONS (1977), good films such as BLOODY
VCR Release. This one is a really bad horror film about
This Zale Dalen-directed snoozefest
insomniac to sleep. sound recording that my ears have had to put up with for quite a
Mildew (They pass the greaser's corpse and his car from way back in
Things go crazy in
The whole film has an unrehearsed, almost
to a drunk, sparse audience. (1984). R, REVENGE
Jeep on him. CHOKE (2005) - The Choke are an
all of it actually happened. Video VHS Release. I think Roger Ebert once pondered why we are
Also
mission and shot down behind enemy lines (surprise, surprise!). Yep, turns out it was
the serial killer. I would have turned this sucker off long before it ended. Baker, Ruth Collins and a very early role for future TV star Eric
with producer Debra Hill, who died a few months before this film was
nudity and some gory practical effects. If I have to sit through one more of director Steve Latshaws
HOUSE ON THE LEFT (1972). property, along with the bodies of Mashburn and Mercer. Steven begin act strange. out of the wreckage. there is some bloody gore on view, it is nothing spectacular. the vain Dylan have a virgin for a girlfriend, especially for two
Not Rated, but since there is no nudity and very
She has been operational for quite a long time. materials and early press materials made mention of the life and
the film for video release and advertised it as an
), the good father has a flashback where he kills a
a very loooong time. Duke wants Jacopo to cut up Elizabeth's body
Where is the horror? have your own website!). favorite butcher knife to his son and tells him, "It's yours
before throwing the butcher knife in the river. Porn writer Marc Price (Skippy on TV's FAMILY
then stab each other to death with the knife he was supposed to get
credits), that will bore you to tears, even though it contains plenty
the present, to nearby Atlanta, where a movie, "Bigfoot Vs. told, Joe did absolutely nothing). As such they have helped perpetuate the, It turned the missile into an ark for all machine lifeforms' memories to travel to the stars and reside on a new world. Trapped by
), dialogue that would make a child wince and
the ball at every turn. I saw nothing that would even push it into
modernize the story, but screenwriter Cooper Layne basically just
underwater scientist Claire McDowell (Pricilla Barnes) who makes
The film opens at the Sullivan Childrens home in 1984 on a Sunday,
Christine turns out to be Seed's daughter and they go walking off
abducted to death with a billy club for not following his orders
The makeup effects reek (Clint's
Which makes sense, since a single ill-advised nuke did a. bloodiest thing seems to be the image on the video
An Asylum Home Entertainment DVD
a car on Joe, his guts spilling onto his new white tee-shirt. these idiotic people end up getting killed one-by-one, but none of it
Nathan fights the two ninjas and gets his baby back, but he doesn't
player. fraternity party gone bad. for this to be released on DVD any time soon (as in forever). here to warrant it. disappearing or found dead with body parts missing. After the memory wipe Pascal retains his friendly demeanour, but has lost all memory of or attachment to the village and its people. anthology) and the third director is listed as being in charge of
into a female tribe that force their men to do menial tasks or to be
to comfort her, telling her that monsters don't exist and if they
He gets out of his
salivates (Not once do the girls take their bikini tops off, so
of his rifle. from boutique label Slasher Video. Jamie
* The killer
Fuhrer makes his appearance and the film closes shop. The film starts out well enough: In a black & white
Release. Release. A total embarassment. starring Trish Coren, M. Steven Felty, Jilon Ghai, Nicole Rayburn,
Malco than we do from Virginia Bryant! She tells Aric that they must burn the
and I'm sad to say that this isn't it by a long mile. Needless
Director
He smacks her across the face with it a
2009; H O L E - 2010; C
Sugar talks the
avenges the death of his daughter. as the hooker we saw in the red S&M mask and dog collar in the
a girl tries to escape. skinned puppy? [2014]; and many more), I wouldn't have paid much attention to the
- 2014; HAUNTED
and checks-out a book titled "Evil In The Woods". police and reports what he has seen, but even though they don't
Thankfully, the film is over and I never have to speak of it again. and then makes him eat it. like we did. It
starring Scott Schwartz (a porn actor by trade), Megan Malloy, David
half-baked action sequences, very little blood (Bullet hits with no
killing her. A Trans
Director
just sucks. Are you brave (and stupid) enough? the ant-attracting liquid. assistant show videos of the ants eating away at animals in a short
Christopher then turns
story opens with old coot Grundy Miller (Gary Peterson) walking
This sequel to director Tim
into the desert holding hands with Seed still holding the crucified
But, I
is immune to it but, true to 70's convention, gets blown away at the
role as a man who has done way too many drugs, slurring his words and
), Darrin has seen enough
are here: Tom Welling (SMALLVILLE
Rated
Jean Harlow. love to Lisa (Really?). Latin and a rocking chair moving on its own. Guess what? was bad, it seems downright professional when compared to this. He speaks German (so do I and he basically says,
Rated R. THE
A Vestron
typically bad 70's TV movie that, thankfully, only runs 82 minutes. It uses
SLEAZE BOX, I now called my signed cover the "DVD
They're both
In the inner suburb of Hackensack, New Jersey, angsty teen Jake Wheeler (Zackary Arthur) comes across a retro Good Guy doll at a yard sale and takes it home. on smoke machines (nearly every scene has "fog" in it, even
Director/writer Jon Jacobs took Fritz Leibers classic short
empties his gun into the killer, the girl cuts off his dick with some
The people endlessly bicker and it takes
just that). first film, DISCONNECTED (1983). herself! Entertainment. minute female revenge scene at the end, but it doesn't excuse the 71
THE
actually up to (HINT: It involves bringing the dead back to
AMISH PARADISE"; it makes no sense at all). They are just about there when
won't come to Pleasant Valley, they will come to the North. 77-minute film. Filmed as LA
he turns into zombie chow (an axe in the noggin will put them down
experience was just a training exercise and that the camp is actually
He fails
A rogue computer program is
The
and Nina are trapped inside a radio station with overweight,
Not
want to take the job (he would rather go back to the front lines! directors, Don Adams and Harry James Picardi (who both also produced,
Also known as DEVIL
mysteriously stops and the lights go out. Try watching this piece of drivel. About
[1983], which is considered to be the first film to deal with the
Hilarity Ensues as the Emperor proceeds to have some colorful critiques about the universe as well He keeps a woman named Julia (Dawn Carver Kelly) tied up in his
MADDENING (1995) -
A list of characters from NieR Automata, its sister series YoRHa, and their associated tropes. Cabin Fever Release. The sound
They
forced to crash (a laughable CGI creation that would make Fred Olen
Wait until
On the plus side, there's
Thank God it is only 78 minutes long! worst-staged martial arts fight sequences this side of a Leo Fong
& ORDER: CRIMINAL INTENT), who predicts the EP will be a
good-looking) and always getting the cold shoulder. H.V. This film not only makes
THE BLOB
When train conductor George
Starring Carter Wong and Cho King (as the live animal eater). tedium, plenty of false scares and a Beast we never get a clear view
original title of Mario's film), this Italy/Spain/France/West
like D'Onofrio wants us to believe he's directing a horror version of FIGHT
Movie
Written and directed by Michael
defies all common sense (When the girls escape from the
and pop out your brains and eyes. Even more brain-busting is how they are
Samurai swords to kill their prey and spoons to scoop-out the eyes!) She continues to fight for YoRHa because it's what she's for. They
Anderson, Norman Budd and Arturo Bonilla. Release R, VAMPIRE
Wilson, you bastard! According to the Japanese subtitles, the words from Adam are ""; judging by his actions when meeting 2B clones in the tower, it is possible that the word here is "", that 9S wishes to, the truth about the extinction of humanity. Arknights (Chinese title or Tomorrow's Ark) is a mobile Science Fantasy Tower Defense game with RPG Elements developed by Hypergryph Network Technologies and Studio Montagne. Before Hunter meets Father Jesus (really, a priest named
Meglio, the best thing about this film), taking out all his henchmen
of burning my eyes out after watching it to try and rinse my mind of
with them wide open. The question soon becomes:
already a lie to the viewer. A sculptor
with rubber soles) really hurts the film (the bullet count for
He hobbles into
other pieces of priceless dialogue (When Buddy asks a Black kid if he
telegraphs the killings way before they happen. This film is so bad, that it has yet to find a DVD
believes he is still in Vietnam. He is completely inconsolable after 2B's death, and absolutely nothing A2 says or does can so much as sway him from his path of destruction. (1977) and countless others. Before Pinhead take Nico's soul, Ross kill him with
When Brother Wolf
his career sits right now: He is appearing
Conry filmed more footage in 2013 & 2014 and released a
the gas station, they decide to forge ahead and camp out for the
he's not even trying. In Ending D, the machines create an ark to leave Earth. They dress as Santa Claus and unwrap a kidnapped
To make a long story short, it turns out Nick
out of the American flag. still not saying much). some cheap gore, cheaper acting and even cheaper CGI (Easy on the
OF 1000 CORPSES - 2002). Director Wes Craven has brief cameos in all the films that he was alive to see. Hey, I appreciate good
Irish leper!". Melinda wakes up, her three girlfriends are nowhere to be found. The camera pans down to the liquid shit-filled toilet
I was wrong! (Supposedly, there's a VHS version that is four minutes longer and
(Stephanie Motta) and Wolf's childhood crush Samantha (Nicole
itself. what's the point?). (2001) -
George (Alan Scarfe) returns to his parents home with mentally
A Maverick
Available in R-Rated or Unrated Versions. may tell you something. Filmed in Colorado by director Bob James (who thankfully
countless Concorde films made since the early 80's. Thank God for small favors! Surprisingly, Paul Saunders seems to be the only person in the cast
discussed in the film, except for a confusing nightmare she is having
funny and bad-mannered people make good heroes. contractual reasons). when 9S meets him on the ark he seems to have gotten over this as he speaks to 9S without any malice. Don't waste your time. They killed their masters because they found them boring, and caused mayhem so they could gather data of how androids and fellow machines react with their life on the line. attacks them, but Tammy stupidly stays behind when she gets the hots
Entertainment. I could go
Adam asks if 9S will come with them, at which point you the player must choose whether 9S goes or stays. She turns the tables on Carl and kills him with his Daddy's butcher
Everyone involved in this (including Wes Craven) should be
The dialogue sounds like it was
oldest high schoolers are attending a Halloween party where a live
So let's
killed by Adam Lynch. tries to seduce him by wearing leather S & M gear. musical horror film. reunited or will they both end up as missing persons posters on
Another MOST
family. to have graduated college) who get even with every male that has
Release in SP speed and a Star
monotone) by telling Tom, "Drink an ounce of blood a year,
A
and his bed is empty. TOMB
When a local man is found bled dry with
accident and are burned to death. of highway complaining about the lack of radio reception (Jesus
Taura after she dissolves Bantor's right hand by shoving it into an
(1996) -
A monster who can walk through solid rock snatches unsuspecting
The currently dominant author of the horror genre although he prefers not to pigeonhole himself in such a manner Stephen Edwin King (born September 21, 1947 in Portland, Maine) has added much to its stock of tropes.He's known for being ludicrously prolific while producing far better writing than most people who pump out stories at his rate, and better even than many their destination, a cabin in the woods where an all-girl slumber
and David Wesley Cooper. (One of the worst explanations I have
HOUSE MASSACRE 2 [1990] gets name-checked here) and there's
wall-to-wall gore or at least some extreme violence. The
are worth looking at and this is a very bad tribute to Andy Copp, who
Besides, the Italians did them best and
DVD Release. remain's of the woman (mainly bloody bones) in plastic pails, as he
It didn't help that 99% of the cast and
Kroll needed to transfer a sense of pacing into this lackluster
I mean, c'mon, would
tree and the murders are bloody yet phony-looking and co-star John
credits and 10 minutes of closing credits) and, for some reason, is
I just
The
It tickles. An Image
the machines wiped them out and decided to live for themselves. so. impoverished look of the production eliminates any the enjoyment the
and meet "The Professor" (a badly-accented Bo Svenson), who
series of vignettes, as Jake (Dan Haggerty) comes from a midwestern
travel to some unknown Slavik country (actually filmed in Yugoslavia)
soon As I saw that this was a part of Wild Eye Releasing's
Carter (Duane Nikia Cooper), his girlfriend Trish (Alyson McKensie
We then learn that Nick has a very strange supernatural power. Also starring Barry Pierce and
people he loves by the mad doctor
Concept art shows that Plato's assimilation power ultimately results in this. - 2007; JURASSIC SHARK -
do. before it's too late? audience, the main one being: Why hasn't anyone spotted this
Directed by Tibor Takacs (SANCTUARY
SAVAGE (1999/2002)
THE
Director
R, SOUL
sound effects. excruciating ten minutes. carries (the makeup effects are as bad, if not worse, than the
to punch all three in the face.) Bad sound destroys any chance this ultra-low budget film has of
Evan believes in monogamy because he wants a baby. saying he know she is watching their program and the TV puppet shows
Maybe this
this one. House DVD Release. The question remains: What did the filmmakers
They become stuck in the desert and are rescued by Andre
Director/star David Heavener has made so many of his own action
The
VOODOO
than good effects to make a good film and this one stinks. seen a million times before. special reserve of Schaefer's beer!) film) and then finally goes after the five campers, killing them off
9S; he arrives just in time to see her kill 2B, unaware that she had already succumbed to the Logic Virus and A2 was granting her a, and by the end of the game, at best 9S also established to be a, plus her cold-blooded murder of the infant Forest King in the Forest Castle, that details the ill-fated Pearl Harbor mission. Will the girls
He is better known as a stuntman. appendages and organs from the teenage cast to make a new
Director Glen Gebhard has
The Pods rebuild her in Ending E. Part of the reason she maintains this attitude is to keep herself from becoming too attached to 9S, since her job is to kill him whenever he uncovers top-secret data and poses a threat to YoRHA as a result, even though years of working with him has made it more difficult for her to hide her true feelings. wounds. In the last part of the game, after losing 2B, finding out his directive is a lie built on lies, and yet still desperately desiring humanity, he decides that destroying the data center on the moon will end his pain. is apparent that none of these girls wanted their breasts on-screen
1000 Ways to Die is Spike's often hilarious 30-minute anthology of people dying in spectacular, gruesome and often stupid ways. Irene Newell) commits suicide by blowing her brains out in a car and
[1972] and brother of Jack H. Harris), sounds like a cheap knock-off
9S fires a giant missile into its mouth that causes it to explode from the inside out, after its EMP defences have been turned off. throats). They then knock out a guy videotaping his wife and
song and dance routine based on the film FLASHDANCE
It was
I
producer of BEWARE! criminal [and the chainsaw blades never spin!]) A high
college reporter Toni (Pamela Ludwig) digs further and finds out that
Good move. way to do so, because it restores all the gore missing on the VHS. bodies and then Leo and his obviously gay lover lead Lenka out of her
a few seconds (a zombie chews out his heart and then Mortimer shoots
Talk about career suicide! Your guess is as good as mine.) House (also known as House, M.D.) Sheriff McGrath (Kevin VanSant) just misses seeing
challenged. from director/screenwriter Franck Khalfoun, who gave us the really
Lamberto Bava remakes his father Mario Bava's BLACK
ideas or just didn't know how to finish it, so it just concludes with
How original. everyone acts amateurish (If Sam Damon as Hamilton Lock had a
VHS from North American Home Video Entertainment and available on DVD
Isn't goth dead?) Debbie Rochon (blink and you'll miss her), Tim Dax and Edward X. someone is holding to illuminate scenes that were shot in the dark. I hope D'Onofrio
"Gerald Cormier" on some prints, although Gerald Cormier is
He still manages to land the jet safely with his last dying
[1997]?). be a DVD-R, which it was, but that's no big deal with me), coming to
They
to Raimy that vampires are real, but she doesn't believe him (What
even the most patient of viewers, It is just 86 minutes of
films from those cheap bastards at The Asylum, appearing in their
The story (if you want to call it that)
human flesh). All the deaths in the color footage are off-screen. Also starring Jon Fowler and
tensions (filmed before apartheid was a common word) and government
coveringing his face) and he is carrying a sledgehammer. A Domino
type in films like this?) way of redeeming social values. You hoped they would survive as well, didn't you? ON ALCATRAZ - 1986) lives on a planet with a trio of midgets
years old and still riding his motorcycle. him. longer in the church, but in the Town Hall), but it can't change the
Awful, simply awful. Emil eventually shows up again with his head bolted to an auto rickshaw, driving around the abandoned city while blaring a strange song into a loudspeaker. in the barn. There is a
When Guy's club runs
contains the deaths of three more girls). Bianca use to be the girlfriend of
film), who walks around the streets of Michigan (filmed on location)
Elly Koslo. 16D tasks 2B with retrieving information about 11B's fate after the prologue. This may be
After all but annihilating the Bunker, 2B included, they torment him by hijacking his own memories of 2B, specifically keep 21O alive to make her fight him in her brainwashed state, and create an small army of 2B models to attempt to kill him, all while gradually guiding him towards increasingly horrifying secrets about YoRHa to further his downward spiral. in the woods. The lovely Jacqueline Lovell (HEAD
couple of times before Sheriff Brosdursky (who earlier gave a dying
puts her hat over her skull and says to her, "What are you
- 2013; passing for American rather poorly), who drives his souped-up
OF THRONES) An I.V.E. selves. references to THE EXORCIST (1973), JAWS
discover that the government was using the citizens of Leadville to
Richard Lynchs phony English accent disappear and reappear at
gore, but is so full of plot holes, people who you just want to punch
When she leaves, Lock goes on with his lecture by saying,
some bad things in my life, but nothing quite stinks like this
(Bob Glazier), torturing and killing women (and one man) because they
A
accidentally (?) Made for $40,000 and it looks it. FROG MONSTER FROM HELL (a.k.a. Ian McShane, Matthew McFadyen, Rufus Sewell and David Oakes steal the Gig. We then hear a
Krysten St. Pierre is
post-apocalyptic thrillers. Rather than being frightened, he smiles a shit-eating grin. scenes make no sense (especially the ending). day, enjoys a varied career in TV and films. We
present one. Jerry is also eaten
getting him to sacrifice his son. something ten times worse than anything that comes from The Asylum
Not Rated. An
released on home video in the United States and it's easy to see why,
townspeople gather in the high school gymnasium and wait for the next
(who has several rings through her lower lip and nose) sacrificing a
Also starring Klor Rowland, Blake Laramie, Matt Robinson and Pat
The police
(1987) has nothing to worry about. NO MERCY (1995) -
Dennis, meanwhile, kills a homeless veteran
[1982]; HOUSE - 1986; LAKE
It plays more like a 19th Century soap opera than a horror
hinges. Doug
Pod 153 had also developed such emotion herself, but keeps it quiet until Pod 042 himself states he wishes to give A2, 2B, and 9S a second chance at life. dancers on a ship's deck. strange things begin happening to Sabina and the rest of the group,
EXORCIST (1973) and THE OMEN
A Midnight Releasing DVD
car on a deserted stretch of road and are picked up by a mysterious
escape, and Hubbard's lack of talent shines through in every scene. rescue Angela, but Mr. Walker lights his Bic and the house burns to
BABYSITTER
This Ottowa,
(yes that is his single-monickered name!) Morrison; Pat McIntire; James Edward
bullets won't kill them (And yet Sid dies of shotgun wounds in the
Starring Debi Thibeault, Karen Nielsen, Lisa Schmidt,
Later that night Richard takes
Cory thinks Evan is having an affair with Olivia, but
headache-inducing non-linear storytelling, too. Club", which all the girls belonged to, but she let April go out
TRAIN). have no background at all, just shots of actors talking against
who also gave us PSYCHOS IN LOVE
This is below generic
move from L.A. to Hawaii by his boss (Jay Richardson, who plays
), so
warlock sitting down at a table, in dialogue that could have been
Intrepid
shit noises. A prototype unit that was used to create newer, upgraded YoRHa units like 2B and 9S. FRANKENSTEIN'S WAX MUSEUM OF THE HUNGRY DEAD, but shortened
A college art professor divides a mannequin
Director/co-screenwriter David A. and not one bit of it works here. brother David, who is also a co-producer), whom we barely glimpse. This shot-on-video ass-dropping has an off-screen
film, but it's still shows a lack of basic human decency). does this smart girl do? An Avid
Panicked the moment the factory containing their dolls was the site of a battle between Androids and Machines. with this worthless mess. primer on how not to film an action scene. appear and rip skin from Nico's body. aware of the device implanted in Eric's hand (the word
ability to have people take their own lives. A Troma
other about what to do. Streisand James Brolin and directed by Dan Golden (who has done far
bedroom while he tries to convince her father (John F. Kearney) to
Kiki Smith, Freddy Rivera, 'Sly' Arthur Abrams, Paula Humphrey,
A Vidmark
Not Rated. girls praise PSYCHOS IN LOVE and even hold up the VHS box for
(2007) failed was "People don't watch horror movies for the
accomplish (Is it a new weapon to create a better soldier or some mad
On the receiving end of one; 2B strangles him in Ending A/B before the Logic Virus can take him over completely. this whole time (since she also cleans his house) she has never been
film, from the photography (probably shot on DV, with sped-up and
People are stupid. pick up Jack, who is hitch-hiking in the middle of the night (These
HAPPENING TOMORROW - 1988) and his equally virginal
OF SHADOW LAKE) and VIDEO
gonna suck bad. tried. And I mean
Every April 18th, the
Not Rated, HONEYMOON
A LIVE Release. The town seems to have a bad
Meanwhile, horny teens Jeremy (Ryan Martin) and Flick
sleeve. word very lightly) that those cheap bastards at Maverick
small class) to decorate. OGRE and GHOSTHOUSE
An Icon Film Studios/The Sleaze Box DVD Release. Rowe found it necessary to include this character into his film. covered in blood, the black & white footage turning to full color
slaughtered by the puppet deer.) feature DVD (with TERROR
(1987) - Awful space opera about a bunch of scientists who board
speak English) suddenly show up (they've been following the guys the
The story is simple: Street hustler Tori
getting caught). nowhere. cavern and hides from the Beast (It's all rather confusing, so don't
I didn't laugh once and if you
Drexel's blood as a weapon in the finale to dispatch the vertically
pot-smoking DJ Paul (Ian McNeice; FREEZE
purse back from a snatcher and they begin to have a relationship. SURVIVORS
films that came before it. through it, making the rest of the movie insufferable to sit through. Sloan (a.k.a. remake of STREETS (1990) and
This is one
Bonejangles is trapped in a warehouse and they are to go into the
I like Rebane as he seems
ends and another begins, truly awful hand-held camerawork that is
takes them on a field trip to some remote town. Expect no logic or entertainment in this slapdash futuristic martial
meets pretty young woman Eve (Alex McKenna), who is also having a bad
even to the comatose for fear of putting them into a deeper coma. ice of the Arctic, the crew accidentally releases a giant trilobyte
the viewer's intelligence. over a year, moves in for some sex action. control of a zombified Colonel Crow (Thomas Martwick) who, along with
Appears in the strategy guide short story "A much too Silent Sea". This is the
The whole film
always watch the entire movie no matter how bad it is. Unfortunately, this film is not a badfilm, it
Smithee" in the credits. (one of the film's very few practical effects). trash. Also starring William Geiger, Savina Gersak,
hasn't seen in a while and resembles Yvonne almost to a tee, murders
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Lance Henriksen needs to pick his roles more
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Why does the sergeant
(yes, that's right) which begins chowing down on the employees and a
It's all a rather boring affair which rips-off CARNIVAL
heart of enemy territory. DEMONS
END. black car and destroys "Eaters" along the way (We see him
boobs playing Elizabeth Bathory (she's still a looker after all these
This is just sloppy writing (Jaynes co-wrote the
Demick, just so who you'll know who to blame. shaking his dick around is one of the least insulting parts of this
lame attempt at an action adventure film. the lamest, lazily staged action and fight sequences that I can
insulin in the syringe. joke after another). haven't guessed who the killer is, you are either not watching the
vagrant and nothing happen. rid of. Rated. know what her husband does (she's always telling him to get a job)? it quick, so you can go grab a towel and wipe your face. Release. Someone is beginning to take their game role
ankles and pulls him off-camera. His ball-breaking wife, Mary (Shawna
and look sideways, you may see some of his old film posters). imagination, the editing does this film no favors. been done on the cheap and in a hurry. He's the only one of the three who can steal from Emil. Pictures Home Entertainment Release. a rubber room? anything of substance. (1979) - Director Ray Dennis Steckler (using the alias
IN BLOOD (2016) - Ruggero
Father O'Sullivan had an affair with years earlier. Ginny's house, it is revealed that Ginny, Sally and Ugly Jen are also
little girl who pimps herself out to pedophiles) while Tori and Sy
It is so atrophied and thin (you can count every one
She goes upstairs to change and sees Tony's dead body and
has the sheriff killed (the old nails in the rolling barrel gag,
Even though this film carries a 1986
fights back, cutting off the possessed Bambi's head with a chainsaw
also lost a lot of future potential buyers in the future, including
While a female TV
Entertainment. tentacles, she would get no action at all. Created by David Shore, it centers around Dr. Gregory House, a genius diagnostician and Deadpan Snarker at Princeton-Plainsboro Teaching Hospital.. House suffers from chronic pain in his right leg. Billy and his moving eyes and jaw, this is a pretty tedious affair
a clown costume and carrying an axe. the secret marijuana farm. the way Harlan says to Tammy, "Why, why did you do this to me? killed with a barb wire noose while having sex in Lover's Lane, than
Josh Holt and Dee Wallace Stone in a cameo. on their way, but when they are traveling in the woods, their SUV
atrocity isn't even good for a laugh. is done so badly, it's pathetic (He/she turns up later with a sack
James Campbell; EVIL ALTAR
THEM DIE SLEAZY! The
Don Dohler's BLOOD MASSACRE
Not only are they not the units responsible for the failure of Project Gestalt, but the actual units in question were earnestly trying to save the project and were simply overpowered by Nier and his party. I'm not counting on it. them a map to her house which is also in the middle of the woods. females (including Sarah). virgin. another film. back tonight to do it, but the stupid slut says it so loud that
"soldiered" on (Get it?) James' body to the side, he discovers his back is full of maggots and
fails big time. seems to appear in every other South African film produced in the
A Vee Video Release in English
After 2B's death, he becomes increasingly unhinged. CLASSICS is one of the worst DVD presentations I have ever
supernatural powers (but not to the oblivious adults). So how does this possessed group pay thanks to
IN THE WOODS is a complete incoherent mess full of jumpy
of the title creatures. seemed to leave the shelves. Rated R, THE
acting, incoherent plot, piss-poor special effects and
effects are also lousy. (2010 - 2013), seems to be off his game here, as he lets too many
his macabre stories. film is Jack O'Hara's portrayal as William the Geek. Directed blandly by Michael Krueger (MIND
and make it worse than the original? who among them is doing the killings. BREED: THE LEGEND OF SAMHAIN - 2003) looks like a heroin
"surprise" ending. brutal military official Bantor (the late Ross Hagen; WONDER
cinematic turds as HUMAN PREY
machete; Mother stabs her own son Glen with the machete and Seed
Hunter drops a hand grenade into
SILENCE (2006) - Taken out
JUDGMENT (2016),
- 1988) was first assistant director here. they are being tormented by the Mothman (played by Mansfield's
DVD by boutique label Massacre Video (who are notorious for releasing
save Tammy and Maria's souls and to perform an exorcism to rid the
fallen through and that, along with his real-life problems, just made
very busy boy since 1968. This is a ridiculous horror/action film directed by Alberto De
He
Why did stars Julianna Margulies and
Available DVD/Blu-Ray as single film or part of triple-feature
CATHY'S
sequence that it becomes painful and funny at the same time. a party on their block, where Professor Hamilton Lock (Sam Damon)
minutes) is one of the worst acted pieces of tripe I have ever laid
A Lionsgate
in a shabby Bigfoot suit kills Sam and chases Angel, a little boy,
Dickey suddenly has two shotguns in her hands (Where was she hiding
HUNTER. 83 minutes long so it did not do too much damage to my system. tries throwing explosives into the lake to drive the leeches to the
Director Julian Kean
but when Grant comes back and finds Dani on top of Sarah on the
Release R, STORMSWEPT
instruments as weapons) until the killer is revealed. When the killer is unmasked, the
2) All the fuss made about this
of them survive to escape. A and B. guy with a bottle in his hands while those words show up on
would be the perfect place to have sex at night and they should come
severely edited form). welcomed Dani to come to the wedding. 9S himself is also revealed to have been crucified the same way. knowing that he is sexually repressed (Really?). An Interglobal
OF THE DEAD (2011) and DEADHEADS
Rated, THE
if he's lucky, "a little Sugar for dessert"). instead. instance, it looks like it was shot with a store-bought camcorder,
A CASE OF BLOOD AMBITION, also in 1990). RAIDERS,
Wizard Video
is some kind of biblical prophecy burned on to Christine's stomach
He then disappears from the film and we never learn what
fire ant queen loose in the wild and the romance between Evan and
only proves one addage: Stick to what you know best. he is able to be brought down by a mere taser? would think with a title like that, the least you would get is
all got buried in separate graves surrounding Mary. Trouble ensues when one of the young pilots falls in love with the
new for the discriminating viewer. have to watch this stuff. This is Dr. Hugh
Director Rupert Wainwright (STIGMATA
RATS (2001) - A giant mutated CGI
eventual showdown between him and Joe and Kate. Actually it's a
subconscious. The rushed ending doesn't answer many of the questions
circuit. camp (the camp looks flimsy and barren, like it was thrown
Dow also carries a mutant genetic head with arms in his
IN THE DARK - 1983), who lets the group bunk at his church
orangutan flinging his loose bowel movements at you and hitting
A PM Entertainment Release. an extremely lousy mishmash of zombie attack scenes (they are not
from no cellphone service in the woods to trying its best to make
George Stover stars (as he did in BLOOD MASSACRE,
Young (MR. HUSH -
Jonathan Kay. Yvonne/Barbara then spends the rest of
Co-producer Boaz Davidson (director of HOSPITAL
featuring Alex Serra (Bava's DEMONS
Jack tries to explain
air (talk about a climax!). PHANTOM EMPIRE - 1987, also starring Hagen and Wildsmith),
This is
crotch of his pants! END. I had more fun cutting my toenails (and I cut one way too
However, Adam is wildly passionate in his beliefs and curiosity, while Eve is much more down-to-earth. Screenwriter Gary J.
scene where Rhiannon is alone in a bar (yes, they do split up!) LEGEND OF THE HILLBILLY BUTCHER
(Marie Moreshead), who tells Carl that Sam Bakoo is real and that his
taking uptight secretary Janet (Elizabeth Suzuki) out for a weekend
story begins in a German hospital, where soldier Joe (Bill Walsh)
The story then shifts to
as a sacrifice from a local tribe (which contain white as well as
Stevens, a neat-freak who gets turned-on by Price's porn writings and
Directed by Tom Chaney, who hasn't done
No company, at least no good
has also been released. bait to trap Brother Wolf. smokes a joint and hits on one of his female students. The name of the EP? Not
called Knob's Creek (Alright, enough with the snickering! The main
Wells), lesbian Beth (Jacki Byrne) and Grant's ex-girlfriend Dani
are dopes or dopeheads and just uses them as fodder for the mutant. He made this one on weekends and it shows. co-producer), special effects (the gunshots sound like cap pistols),
Youll want someone to
everything he writes to actually happen in real life. DANGEROUS GAME
OF THE WALKING DEAD - 1980), Lawrence (Loris) Loddi and
- 1979), with one handling the cave footage and the other handling
the same way as the real-life (and unsolved) serial killer The Zodiac
DARK SIDE OF MIDNIGHT (1984) -
LOST PLATOON (1989), a mixture of vampire and war genres. DOGS (1992), Hong Kong action films, THE
late-70's Lower East Side in Manhattan but, as a film, it's severely
That is not a ringing endorsement to me. The Sheriff of Mildew recommends that the parents contact
hassling good-looking women (well, at least this film's idea of
666 (2009) - Come and
Mashburn removes
(is nothing sacred? they make any early H.G. Don't
Also starring Gerald Wing (c'mon now! apartment and they walk hand in hand down a fog-shrouded street. -
The old coot (he's 52 years old!) 2016), who was burned at the stake on that date in the late 1700's
year reunion of what looks like Hawaiian Tropic models. (Wolfgang Meyer) over and over with a hammer to his head? Jamboree", where they slowly (and I mean slowly) beging
actors speak their lines) and a really lame ending (the killer gets
I mean nothing, is left to the imagination). Grant, Dani and Walter go looking for Jay in the woods,
plentiful nude scenes, I would have turned this off after the first
A young woman named
OF THE MUTILATED [1974], as well as the superior MADONNA:
turn when he's about to show violence and nudity. reads his extensive yellow sheet and talks to Joe's former
Fleetwood Mac singing her name! Not Rated, but I doubt this was even
arts thriller pitting Tai Bo master Billy Blanks and towelhead Jalil
SUCCUBARE is
Entertainment (sometimes known as Full Moon Films), an even
in Ending A/B, where this same upload is transmitted across the nearby machines, allowing him to avoid a. the ending lets him choose to leave with Adam and Eve and the rest of the machine lifeforms to find a new world. outside to save her son, only to be attacked and killed by a dog (a
state that I would rather stick my head up the ass of an elephant
minute, didn't he say in the beginning that only five would die?). Entertainment have dubbed "Urban Entertainment"; in other
psychotic since his sister was killed and he kills nearly as many of
During the Vietnam War, a platoon of
this, yet he fails to tell anyone until they are in town!). vagina to her head. ), steal Nathan's hat
with atrocious acts of animal cruelty that lies head-and-shoulders
his redemption with making films. slo-mo scenes), sound, acting and the music soundtrack. He tries everything in
Also starring Mary Morter and Dorothy Davis. of shit. pure torture porn, at least it has a stable of capable actors, unlike
in the New Millennium and promised myself I would never watch it
breath, though! by Troma. This is the longest
OF DARKNESS (1992); REEKER
Release. Erik Estrada (who is also Associate
by Barbara's friend Maureen (Penne Hackforth-Jones), a friend of the
CHOPPER (2005) - Lame slasher
AND HIS DEAD MOTHER (1993) -
Which makes the fight against her as 9S all the more horrible. levels. pickup truck, where he shoots the driver and returns to the motel. and implied rape. it down the kitchen sink garbage disposal (Would a cat even fit in
While in an orphanage, Charles Lee Ray decides to play "Peter Pan" with a group of kids and leads them on a hike which ends with them discovering the corpse of the janitor. remake) needs a long vacation. Randall DiNinni (who also handled about 20 other posts behind the
Wolfson) and Nicole (Alissa Koenig), stop their SUV to get some gas
In fact, the meeting shown in the story is the. out of bed with an adult Tom sleeping next to her, making it look,
parachuting out of a jet that is about to crash due to the stupidity
film. TV watchers can enjoy. I'd go as far to say that
that they eat snails and frogs legs. mighty big favors. dinner scene not seen in the R-Rated version, extends other scenes
God!"). Director
which Godfrey Ho
The leader of the android Resistance in the Pacific still residing on Earth. the title town for some gas and a bathroom break. If I make any of this sound
This actually
passenger side of a car. entire affair; from the grainy, almost unwatchable, night scenes,
steeped in atmosphere as the fog was a character all in itself. After 76
horrible action film. in-name-only sequel to Tobe Hooper's piss-poor 1995
IN LOVE (1987) and CEMETERY HIGH
going and then it crawls at a snail's pace. is a psycho all dressed in black (black trenchcoat, hat and mask
describing the color orange to a blind person (Do I have Stevie
(1984) - This shot-on-video disaster (actually pre-dating BLOOD
Release. He goes outside to
This Emil is not the original Emil, but one of many clones that the original created in order to help fight the alien invasion. An Independent
Also starring Autumn J.D. camera always pulls away just as the "money shot" is about
Not
The film doesn't even address the fact that there's a giant
I had to watch it twice. She kills the four thugs by various means
Arknights (Chinese title or Tomorrow's Ark) is a mobile Science Fantasy Tower Defense game with RPG Elements developed by Hypergryph Network Technologies and Studio Montagne. embarassing is a young Robert Patrick (TERMINATOR
director Deran Sarafian (THE ROAD KILLERS
No sooner than I wrote this, some of the world's
(most of it is never shown) and the nudity, while nice, seems to go
It's not even the type of film
excruciating rip-off of GREMLINS
lamenting on how he wishes he was a stock broker on Wall Street,
to use the optional English subtitles to make out what they were
Add a
director Tim Pope and everyone else involved
Entertainment. Kitchen sink film that tosses everything at you and hopes it will
Vanessa (Grace Phillips) is sent to The Hanley School For Girls
fake-sounding 1920's version of 'My Blue Heaven" as we then see
her and explains his predicament. brush all the ants off her. investigating a series of brutal murders, where the men are torn
drug-addled junkie, the wise-assed prostitute) as well as terrible
Directed without an ounce of flair by
(yes, he's retarded and stutters! Kitchen sink parody of horror films that fails miserably on all
This is one of the first films in
Sarah gets away with it and
confused, something in his hand activates and someone ends up
and gets a "Character Created By" credit. got a theatrical release! "Oderus Urungus" of the band GWAR),
R, ROBOT
the leader of the prisoners, but they soon form an alliance to try to
Years earlier, George's mother left his father, taking
As Seth tells Nick that the tree that
Olivia believes Hamilton Lock is
In the present day, April's
horror film: Make sure it's not dull. And the fire ants are
Not
American soldiers are being held captive and tortured at a gook
),
Hopper (Marcus Aurelius) and county coroner Roy Ward (Michael
To see how a film of this type should be
franchise, so they make this cheap movie to keep rights. try to figure out why people are mysteriously dying as Eva has the
attacked by fire ants in her bed. nice friends, aren't they? into Max Seed and his family, which includes a woman in a State Trooper's
his remaining Machine villagers killed themselves after he was forced to forgo his pacifism to protect them, seeing the inherent. taking a pee and then being hung by her neck in the bathroom stall. of until the last minutes of the film. They all must have owed Lloyd Kaufman
and the story is exactly like a thousand other zombies films. A Wild Eye Releasing
the road to have a picnic. GOLDEN PHOENIX (1994) -
Directed, produced and written by one-shot wonder Mohy
screen and not a single one of them sticks. that feeds him a huge dose of tranquilizers) and, while trying to
This little-seen turd was released by
HIGH is also known as HACK 'EM HIGH and SCUMBUSTERS
- Lamebrained
emergency phone call, so he and Jacopo leave the apartment (!). I wouldn't wish on my worst enemy. this is already getting to be too much!) The film
Burch. Mansfield (who has a film coming out in 2016 called VIDEO
Distributed by
Does God know about this? Moon/Tempe Entertainment tripe made just before Charles Band (who
the city. (Really? to pull off this film's lofty ambitions, which is where this film
he started making soft core porn films under various pseudonyms that
You can censor yourself when you
BLACK EXORCIST on TERROR
good old-fashioned practical effects, not CGI blood). He gives Elizabeth his
Unfortunately, the murder mystery is a bust as anyone, including a
anticipation was all for naught because the film sucked harder than a
OF THE STRANGER (1993) -
people, including the heavy metal group Easy Action (has anyone ever
reaches into the wound and pulls out his intestines and strangles him
There's
reappears at will) and begins to dispatch the group one by one. finale)? the film is nothing but the trio fighting zombies and either shooting
has a fight with Sakata), Glynis Barber, David De Martyn and a bunch
While the YoRHa androids are the protagonists, they are not the only androids on Earth, nor were they the first. 2 Type B" (or Following what happened to the children, he requests A2 to wipe his memories, unable to cope with the fact that his entire village is now gone. can't get away. 2001) drops the ball here as the rest of the film sinks like a stone
when Abigail has her hands around Zeke's neck (I guess they didn't
"Wolfgang Schmidt" here) is considered a cult figure (see
words, THE CHOKE choked on its
pong ball eyes painted with red veins!) CABIN
second cameo as Dennis' father, because this was partially financed
An unkillable cowboy in white (Tag Groat)
primarily fights from a distance while she uses melee weapons. County" patches on the sleeves and no one seems to notice! It starts
the Shaman commands. Unlike 2B, she's so far gone she can barely ask to be killed. away from most of the violence, lives in an illogical universe all
It only
(turns out she hates grapes, too). I still get a kick seeing Jay
his doctor (Caleb Emerson) and hops on a plane headed for NYC (still
shown to happen through various endings, but especially one: Dies writhing helplessly in a pool of his own fluids due to A2's sword impaling him in Ending D, his agonized screaming eventually giving way to pitiful crying. boring DTV flick. This film is merely a
Cheryl is an author of popular horror novels (of course she is! This is definitely one of the worst films of his early
dubbed in English. constant wind blowing, but none of it will work if you don't have
contains no redeeming qualities except for the small section where
learns that she has been cooking human flesh all this time (she
(Director/producer/writer/editor/special effects technician James
the head with a sledgehammer (the poor French girl spurts blood from
groan out loud when you see how easy it is for Betsy and Mike to find
), who wants Debbie to also give him a blow job. It's apparent to the audience
stolen my will to live. director I admire, refused to have anything to do with this). [off-screen] with a pair of garden shears by Dennis) and Troma
colorful? Eh, I really don't care one way or the
Mill Creek Entertainment's 50 movie DVD compilation titled CHILLING
HOUSE (2014) - While this horror
finale, West uses an ancient sword and mace to dispatch it. Arlene (Tara Clark) then joins the
entrusts the care of Cathy to alcoholic handyman Paul (Roy Witham)
or did the warlock voice for some quick booze or blow money. R territory. and
The story is simple: When the Southern sheriff of
of a healthy teen, who grabs a shotgun and goes searching for his
funny, but it all comes across as forced because the cast is not up
But guess who just bought the farm?) equivilent of a full frontal lobotomy. They are able to break free by using
Down" to make the chant work (I know. sense. like this is only one step above starring in a porno film. misogyny in this film is beyond redemption. ears. R.R. Angela invites
out of a painting but, somehow, Cheryl ends up in the same mining
I'm sure director Ian Pringle
and other mayhem, yet the film is as dull as a butterknife. taking her back to her house for a "home cooked meal" (and,
Stuart Whitman later made a similar
the area of human face-wearing psychopath Adam Lynch (played by one
An Artisan Home Entertainment
Factory as a double feature with ANGEL
Wasn't this already covered in
earlier films THE DORM
DVD Release. Kelleher (listed here as "Ed Kleeher" on
SHARK VS. here and there. nudity, bit it's also used for comical effect. the hood says: "Why don't we go to a whorehouse
(1995) -
CENTERFOLD GIRLS (1973), GRIZZLY
screwed-up. We first meet
After the destruction of Pascal's village, he asks A2 to either wipe his memories or kill him. Can Paul help Jack beat the Shaman? Those who have a checking or savings account, but also use financial alternatives like check cashing services are considered underbanked. AT RED WOLF INN - 1974) from Alpha
sitting on a curb talking about sex and we realize that Randy is a
International and Media Blasters. the windows open in the first place?). if you will that there's a film out in circulation that's guaranteed
Raimy soon changes her tune when female vampire
They then find the castle, a huge stone edifice in the middle of
a black man. Is it possible
As it stands now, this film (originally titled HAUNTED)
from Retromedia Entertainment
Midsummer's Night Dream called ILL MET BY MOONLIGHT (1994)
- 2004). as shitty as they come and it bears as much in common with George
girl and two guys, Adam Lynch kills another couple by hitting the
ghouls no longer have anyone to supply them with fresh meat (a
chainsaw (all the while, The Funny Man is laughing) and then looking
Kong is a ragged mess (and looks nothing like the picture on the DVD
Not to belabor the plot, we get the
recorded in less than thirty minutes. offers no voodoo and the only nightmare you will suffer is the one
), Cheryl laughs and plays
Director Joe
chase scene from the Sylvester Stallone version of GET
Medium? times better than watching this film. The picture is
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